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Ascot Corner, Quebec Strip Clubs

Bar Nouveau Broadway – Ascot Corner, Quebec

Aylmer, Quebec Strip Clubs

Club 61 – Aylmer, Quebec

Bromptonville, Quebec Strip Clubs

Chez Rita – Bromptonville, Quebec

Brossard, Quebec Strip Clubs

Le Vignoble – Brossard, Quebec

2/5 **

Small hole in the wall club, but extra grinding in the little booths! Very dark and black lighting makes the so-so club full of 5s and 6s makes girls look hotter than they are. Friendly staff, bar is in the basement but worth the extra hard grinds in the booths No chance of Extras, but good chance of taking a dancer home for sex for a 300-500$ charge one SOG

Clarenceville, Quebec Strip Clubs

Chez Diane – Clarenceville, Quebec

4/5****

A legendary Full Sex Club, down near the US border you will find young American guys and dirty old Quebecers down there to get action in the closed booths or score some smack. The girls are 8s-9s with a rare 10. The hottest woman I have ever fucked was here so perfect. 100$ BJ, 200$ CBJ and sex usually two songs oh the pressure the advantage to a club like this, an FS club that is, is that you can pick and choose what you like . but for 10 minutes of action for 200$ its quite the expense hot women tho.

Dorval, Quebec Strip Clubs

Chez Francis – Dorval, Quebec
Source Du Sexe – Dorval, Quebec

0/5

Total dive, avoid, air dances galore

East Farnham, Quebec Strip Clubs

Le Flash – East Farnham, Quebec

Farnham, Quebec Strip Clubs

Look-eez – Farnham, Quebec

Gatineau, Quebec Strip Clubs

Cabaret Le Pink – Gatineau, Quebec
Club 77 – Gatineau, Quebec
Club Taboo – Gatineau, Quebec

2/5**

Crappy place in terms of decor, dirty booths, dirty stage . slutty dancers that offer little in extras but they will take you home and fuck you for free happened to me three times in a row. Girls are 5s and 6s

Hotshots – Gatineau, Quebec
Le Pigale – Gatineau, Quebec

5/5*****

Voted by Playboy Magazine as one of the top 5 strip clubs in North America. Top Notch, women are 8s-9s-10s in abundance. 20$ dances, full contact in nice decently lit booths downstairs. Women are so sexy its almost worth paying the 20$ premium. I was able to get some extras, including CBJ, DATY, RIM, DFK and more ask for Diamond, she is pure hotness and gives good action I am not saying I got those particular services from her though. I was able to get a dance to come back to my hotel after the night was over for great sex, even COF . but thats another story for another day.

Iberville, Quebec Strip Clubs

Club 35-10 – Iberville, Quebec

1/5*

Weak decor, girls are 3s, 4s, and 5s. There was even a pregnant girls there. The one saving grace, its a FS club and my friend Carom enjoyed his œcomplete with a hot, yet non-English speaking, non-French Speaking Cuban godess that even offered him BBFS (bareback Full Sex no condom!) . NOT recommended by me, but a sign of the type of place it is.

L’Avenir, Quebec Strip Clubs

Bar L’Escale – L’Avenir, Quebec

La Prairie, Quebec Strip Clubs

Club 38 – La Prairie, Quebec

Lachenaie, Quebec Strip Clubs

O’Gascon – Lachenaie, Quebec

Laval, Quebec Strip Clubs

Club 369 – Laval, Quebec
Les deesses – Laval, Quebec

4/5****

Excellent women, have to go up some narrow steps the bouncer has been there for 30 years! This Laval bar is famous for gorgeous 9s and 10s but there are no extras and weak lap dances mostly air dances. Some of the most beautiful Strippers in the city dwell here.

Lemoyne, Quebec Strip Clubs

Doric – Lemoyne, Quebec

3/5***

Poker machines, central stage, hot women in the 7s and 8s range no extras, grinding lap dances though I DFKed a dancer here once.

Maple Grove, Quebec Strip Clubs

Bar 229 – Maple Grove, Quebec

Marieville, Quebec Strip Clubs

Bar Le Gentleman – Marieville, Quebec

5/5*****

My Favorite FS club huge booths, closed door, large couches, and beutiful women this place has little or no traffioc so women often outnumber clients 2 to 1! Which means they are clamoring for your business chat them up, find out which is the naughtiest I had a girl rim me once here for no extra charge. 100$ CBJ, 180$ FS, you can negotiate them down on slow nights, have gotten FS for as little as 120$ some nights. The famous Jordan of Montreal hot Girls frequents here now she of the CIM variety she is top on the PSE service list, so imagine! Girls are 7s and 8s, odd 9 once in a while.

Mercier, Quebec Strip Clubs

Paradise Club – Mercier, Quebec

Montreal, Quebec Strip Clubs

Baby Blue Gentlemen’s Club – Montreal, Quebec
Bar Le Scandale – Montreal, Quebec

2/5**

Boring, dirty, girls are 6s and 7s grinding no extras.

Bar Sexe Mania – Montreal, Quebec
Cabaret Chic – Montreal, Quebec

Cabaret Les Amazones – Montreal, Quebec

4/5****

Big club, across form the Chablis on St Jacques my favortie haunt when waiting for an SP appointment. No extras, sexy girls, 9s and 10s central stage and good music. Steve is a friendly bouncer, crowds are rowdly and violent most nights, avoid on Saturday, too crowded. I have taken dancers out after close across the street to the Chablis for some fun 400$ for one SOG but OMG so friggin hot it was worth it. I did make out with a dancer once int he club and then she got caught and thrown out, lol, bad me.

Cabaret Sex Appeal – Montreal, Quebec
Cabaret Sin City – Montreal, Quebec

Cafe Cleopatra – Montreal, Quebec

3/5***

Dark and dirty, but extras can be had here a rub here a grind there, a little HJ and some FS even yes the girls range fromn 2s to 9s here, so its a hit or miss suck it up or get sucked up worth a visit.

Caleche Du Sexe – Montreal, Quebec

1/5*

Boring and unspecial, girls are 5s and 6s

Chez Paree – Montreal, Quebec

5/5*****

Nice club, no contact . place is FULL of the hottest dancers in the city 9s and 10s . sux about the no contact tho makes me sad. Clean and nice club, friendly staff. No extras, no contact.

Club Downtown – Montreal, Quebec

4/5****

Sexy women, 8s and 9s, no extras, but lap dances and not too dirty.

Club Super Contact – Montreal, Quebec
Club SuperSexe – Montreal, Quebec

4/5****

Famous club on St Catherine, sexy women are 8s and 9s with the odd 10 buffet for lunch on weekdays but would you eat there? no extras, barely lap dances.

Club Wandas – Montreal, Quebec

5/5*****

Rivals Chez Paree in women 9s and 10s sexy sexy sexy, no extras, no touch, 3 levels, 3 mini stages, dark lighting, watch the Montreal Candiens meet their wives! Mike Ribeiro met Tammy there! Oleg Petrov met Heidi there, then left his wife!

Gentleman’s Choice – Montreal, Quebec

4/5****

Copy of the Downtown club right beside it, some hotties there. Brittany, one of the naughtiest SPs that used to work at the Grand Prix (The best legendary FS club in the south Shore which is now closed) waitresses here now. 8s and 9s light lap dances, no extras.

Kamasutra Club – Montreal, Quebec

4/5****

15$ dances is it worth it? 8s and 9s give decent grinding dances, take off bottoms but dont let you touch any couchie.

Kingdom Gentleman’s Club – Montreal, Quebec
L’aXe – Montreal, Quebec
Le Chateau du Sexe – Montreal, Quebec

1/5* dirty, avoid, girls are 3s and 4s

Solid Gold – Montreal, Quebec

5/5*****

Montreal’s underworld’s most famous haunts! Girls are 8s, 9s, 10s . over 70 girls on weekends! upstairs is VIP I have gotten sucked, fucked and licked upstairs by some of Montreals hottest. Not a FS club, but if you get a girl that is extra hungry for your $$ and you are upstairs go for it propose it this place is 15#$ dances, 10$ to go upstairs, awesome stage shows, most highly recommended place for bachelor parties. Sexy women, good food, and the waitresses are hotter than the dancers! Dont be packing, everyone there is already better armed than you.

Studio d’Exhibition Pussy Corps – Montreal, Quebec

Montreal-Nord, Quebec Strip Clubs

Cabaret Chez Mado – Montreal-Nord, Quebec

Notre Dame de Stanbridge, Quebec Strip Clubs

Le Manoir – Notre Dame de Stanbridge, Quebec

Pierrefonds, Quebec Strip Clubs

Bar Alfonso – Pierrefonds, Quebec
Cabaret Bazaz – Pierrefonds, Quebec

1/5*

OMG I dont know why I frequest this place. Girls are 2s, 3s and the occasional 10. If you get a chance to see Fanny, she has sexy legs and will fuck you after for 250$ an hour at your place or hotel lots of the girls here fuck clients after close, the place is empty, lots of ebony ladies, and local dealers crowd the place. Girls give great lap dances, and also offer extras in terms of FS . I did a hot Romanian in the booth, an open booth! She made it look like she was just giving a very tight lap dance . yes very naughty but she was an 8! Huge boobies The Bartender Marie-Eve is one of the hottest in the city I offered her $1K for one SOG and she said no! but I dorve her home anway and got a goodnight kiss oh the hotness.

Quebec City, Quebec Strip Clubs

Bar La Broussaille – Quebec City, Quebec
Cabaret Le Carole – Quebec City, Quebec
Cabaret Le Folichon – Quebec City, Quebec
L’Exhibe-XIB – Quebec City, Quebec
Le Lady Mary-Anne – Quebec City, Quebec

Richmond, Quebec Strip Clubs

Bar Plus – Richmond, Quebec

Sherbrooke, Quebec Strip Clubs

Bar Le Chariot – Sherbrooke, Quebec
Hyper Sex – Sherbrooke, Quebec
Studio Sex – Sherbrooke, Quebec

St-Georges Beauce, Quebec Strip Clubs

Cabaret Bar 55 – St-Georges Beauce, Quebec

St. Agathe ded Montes, Quebec Strip Clubs

Faucon Bleu – St. Agathe ded Montes, Quebec

St. Germain-de-Grantham, Quebec Strip Clubs

Bar Madonna – St. Germain-de-Grantham, Quebec

St. Jerome, Quebec Strip Clubs

Bar Sexy L’Oasis – St. Jerome, Quebec

4/5****

Go downstairs and welcome to a FS club that is famous for hosting porn stars that are availabe for FS action did Judy Star here, and oh yeah, she was worth it. AWESOME back in the day, weak today after they closed and re-opened . actually might be closed again. Girls are 7s and 8s . nice sized big booth for 20$. 120$ CBJ, 200$ Complete.

Body Shop – St. Jerome, Quebec

5/5*****

There were snomobiles outside. Place was packed on a monday! CRazy crowd, including homesexuals and underaged female CLIENTS! The homos were making out, the underage girls were drunken skunks, the talent was 8s and 9s, the best women in the FS circuit right now . Meagan was a true Cochonne! Sucked and fucked, licked and rimmed these girls would do anything for a $. Worth the trip. Some hotties charging $300 for FS . negotiate them down to $180! PLace has 10-30 girls a night, more women meansd more room to negotiate Its the first place I got Greek in a club.

Motel St-Pierre – St. Jerome, Quebec

5/5*****

Known to have the hottest dancers outside Montreal, 8s and 9s, you have great dances and air dances, lots of grinding and no touch girls can try to scam you if she dances like crap, switch it up! Some girls have offered HJs couldnt get more in terms of extras . hotness here though go here then go to Oasis to get laid.

St. Liboire, Quebec Strip Clubs

Bar 145 – St. Liboire, Quebec

St. Mathieu, Quebec Strip Clubs

Bar 38 – St. Mathieu, Quebec

Ste. Hyacinthe, Quebec Strip Clubs

Bar Jack – Ste. Hyacinthe, Quebec
Club L’Entre-Nous – Ste. Hyacinthe, Quebec
Les Belles De Nuit – Ste. Hyacinthe, Quebec

Vaudreuil-Dorion, Quebec Strip Clubs

Hill Top – Vaudreuil-Dorion, Quebec

YEAH BABY! One of the most famous FS clubs out there. $100 CBJ, $200 FS, Nice Bouncer, agressive girls all owned by the same Pimps! Very hot to moderately hot 6s to 9s no joke, Stage dances are good, girls are coked out I have had a 4some here 3 girls and me, what a scam. All CBJ, famous Jade with the sexiest legs works there . she of BrunoB fame.