Hal the John

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General

I think she fell in love with me… or did she…

Alex: I’m new here!

Happy New Year 2009

Vicky Christina Barcelona: Anything Sexier?

Uber Update to Best SPs List Coming

Period…OMG!

I Need a Favour

Escort Promoters?

Don’t worry… It’s not over

Hal the John Post Contest 1 Ballots

One More Day Left in the Hal the John Review Contest!

For independants: My bad ass pricing idea

Hal the John’s Forum Post Contest!

The Crudest Pick Lines I Hear…

Its All About the Girls

Hal the John Sexy Classifieds!

The Woman Who Sunk Spitzer: Kristen

Hal the John wants to put on a GT

Hal the John’s New Directory

The Backlash Continues… MERC is Idiotic

I was depressed today… why its just easier to pay for it

Incredible SP Blog!

Incredible SP Blog!

Top Escorts: Where are they now?

Sylvie Vixen’s Getting the Most BANG for your Buck…an SP’s advice

Sylvie Vixen’s Getting the Most BANG for your Buck…an SP’s advice

Sylvia Vixen: Review of Hal… In reply to your Breakdown

EGB: My Escort Agency (… just a joke)

EGB: Privacy Law Violation on MERB

Sexually Transmitted Infections… good to know

A Strange Encounter With a Merb Member

Les Deeses: The Most Beautiful Goddess

Is it Illegal if…

Is it Illegal if…

The Bulletin Board Backlash!

The Bulletin Board Backlash!

EGB: Montreal F1

Les Filles de Roi, Quebec’s Sexy Women Naturally Selected?

Let Me Introduce Myself

Best Outcalls

I Went on an SP Spree After Being Away for Three Months

Kelly of Asservissante…um… I mean Xxxtase

JFF: Jenny of Montreal Sex City

Hal the John’s New Directory

EGB: K * i * M (Kim of Devilish Escorts)

EGB: Megan at DeViLiSh Escorts

2007 Montreal SP Awards! Biggest Cochonne of 2007

2007 Montreal SP Awards! Best Ass of 2007

JohnMBots Best Asses of 2007

JMB: Jen of Devilish Escorts

2007 Montreal SP Awards! Best Boobs of 2007

2007 Montreal SP Awards! Best BJ of 2007

2007 Montreal SP Awards! Best Kisser of 2007

EGB: Help Me Decide

Testing Tessa

EGB: Karma, my wild weekend escapade:)

HGL’s Winter Wonderland Tour ‘07

Sylvia Vixen: Review of Hal… In reply to your Breakdown

Aromes: Vanessa of Xxxtase: Glamour and Great Service

HGL: Laura of Devilish Escorts, too nice for me?

Hal’s Cumplete Montreal Escort Breakdown

EGB: Jade at the HillTop

HGL: “Around The World In 180 Minutes” starring Karyna of Eleganza

HGL’s Long Review of Sofia of Eleganza

EGB: Eleganza’s Larissa

EGB: Jenny of Xxxtase

The Escort Blacklist

Hal’s Getting the BEST Bang for Your Buck

HGL’s Eleganza Tour

Candid about Candice of Devilish Escorts

Best SPs

Flashing back to Kristina of Dangerous Curves

Links

Home

EGB: Caroline of xxxtase… one of my 2 “default” girls

EGB: Charlie at Montreal Hot Angels… NOT!!!

EGB: Nancy D at Xxxtase… following Mercedez ouuuf!

EGB: Heather of Devilish Escorts and her sidekick Jessica…

EGB: Back to back in One day: Emily, Billy, Angela, Caroline, Amber, Isabelle…

EGB: Kate of Devilish Escorts… thanks “Banger” for the tip!!!

EGB: Maya at Xxxtase, almost Milf Experience

EGB: Melanie at Xxxtase… my 1 bad experience over the past 5 years

EGB: Eli and Cindy… the almost duo.

EGB: Simply Victoria (my 1 time wonder)

EGB: Lindsay at Xxxtase … too bad she left

EGB: Jessica at Asservissante (cute as a button ebony lady)

EGB: ElegaJohnanza’s Eva, aka Leah…

EGB: Kiki (duh!)

EGB: Santa Clause & Natasha, 2 years ago

EGB: Frank and Gordon meet Alexia at Devilish Escorts

EGB: Madison at Devilish Escorts: STOP! My Ass is on Fire!

EGB: Santa’s Adventures

EGB: The Legend of Marie-Eve

EGB: Ashley at Asservissante … Sex Starved

EGB: Jen of Devilish Escorts

EGB: Your Best Experience … ever

EGB: Amy of JDM turned Angelina of Devilish Escorts

Polls

Poll: Are you circumsized?

Poll: Do you think you’re sexy?

Poll: Your SP’s attitude…

Poll: Costumes/Dress up/Roleplay with an SP

Poll: Pain: Do you like to inflict or recieve during an SP Encounter?

Poll: What is your favorite day to see an SP?

Poll: How spontaneous are your SP bookings?

Poll: Your Favorite Aspects of an Escort Encounter

Poll: Have you ever paid an Agency SP to see you outside of the Agency?

Poll: Which of these Songstresses is the Sexiest?

Poll: The Most Evil Devil?

Poll: Ever been in an Orgy?

Poll: Which Jessica is the Best?

Poll: Ever Fall for an Escort?

Poll: Rub and Tugs

Poll: My Penis Size

Period…OMG!

Poll: Ever NOT have sex with your Escort?

Poll: Escort ever refuse YOU?

Poll: Ever Been a Victim of Bait and Switch?

Poll: Rough Sex

Poll: Skin Tones…

Poll: Breaking Condoms with an Escort!

Poll: Escorts and Sex Toys

Poll: Long or Short, a Hairy Problem

Poll: Socializing with An Escort

Poll: How old are you?

Poll: Your Nipples…

Poll: Agencies vs Independants

Poll: Your Pickup Prowess…

Poll: The Body Type I Prefer Most on a Woman:

Poll: Which aspect of an SP is most important to me:

Poll: Women’s Sizes… I prefer my woman to be:

Poll: I ask an SP What She Likes in Bed…

Poll: Most Escorts You Have Seen in One Day?

Poll: If you want to see an Escort, who do you call?

Poll: Threesomes…

Poll: Rim Jobs

Poll: Strap-ons… would you or wouldn’t you?

Poll: What City Do You Live In?

Poll: If Hal the John put on a GT

Poll: What’s Your favorite Message Board/Sex Site?

Poll: Which Porn Star would you most like to sleep with?

Poll: How do you feel about Extras?

Poll: The way I like my SP to Dress…

Are you a Sex Addict?

Poll: My Preferred SP’s Age is…

Poll: I masturbate…

Poll: Cosmetic options for women… what do you prefer?

Poll: I use before my SP date…

Poll: My Social Status

Poll: My perferred way to book SPs… if agencies and independants supported these…

Poll: I Like Pussy…

Poll: I think SPs enjoy having sex with me…

Poll: The max I would pay for…

Poll: The Best Strip Clubs Around…

Poll: My Favorite Sexual Positions

Poll: The Fairest of them all…

Poll: Women’s Bodies: I like…

Poll: I shave my…

Poll: Hair colour…

Poll: Home or Away?

Poll: SP Dynamics, Who takes the lead?

Poll: Which of the following are critical in your SP choice?

Poll: What is your annual “Sexy” budget? (Sex trade, strip clubs, etc)

Poll: Is it a turn-off if an SP tells you she has a Boyfriend?

Poll: Who has the Nicest Naturals?

Poll: Do you like to order Sex in or go out?

Sexy Stuff

Elisabeth is a successful clothing designer

Carita’s ultimate goal is to own her own business

Christina has a passion for painting and making others look good

Rebecca likes to spend time with her family

Arianna loves to dance

Erin lives life to the fullest

Brittany’s beauty routine includes eating healthy

Brittany loves to dance, especially on top of a bar

Colleen’s guilty pleasures include shopping for shoes and handbags

Melany is an optician who plays in the LFL

Sofia has a sexy new lease on life

Shanda is a huge animal lover

Jenna enjoys being a mommy

Traci enjoys working out

Amber loves to be in front of the camera

Chelse is a black belt in taekwon-do

Suzanne is one sexy woman

Brittany is currently working her way through college

Bryleigh loves outdoor sports

Titania isn’t your typical buxom babe

Natalie is one smart cookie

Lisa loves snowboarding

Julia fantasized about being a Playboy model

Cassandra wants to pursue a singing/modeling career

Alexandria says she loves to have fun

Dariya is new to the USA

Alex is a world famous waitress

Avery is a MILF

Katy is spontaneous, adventurous and likes to have a good time

Jessica loves brutally honest people, chocolate and 4 wheeling

Theresa is really into science

Ashley enjoys music, reading, sunshine and water

Leeah is an actress and hair stylist

Candice likes to indulge her guilty pleasures

Amy enjoys horseback riding, watching football and working out

Erika wants to own a chain of womens clothing stores

Leigha is the best looking pharmacist we have ever come across

Tina loves to jump out of perfectly good airplanes

Vicky likes traveling, dancing, partys, spicy food and boys

Lauren enjoys playing tennis

Brittany loves baseball

Missy is a flight attendant

Natasha is a bank teller

Susie is much more than a sizzling-hot mom

Sophia describes herself as ”happy, enthusiastic, determined and driven.”

Alanna enjoys warm weather

Andrea is working on her marketing degree

Kristina is a make-up artist and acrobat

DeJanne is an aspiring Dental Assitant

Brendy is a CFO who loves to workoutb

Jessica loves chocolate and 4 wheeling

Kori enjoys shopping and acting

Markesa is a Hair and Makeup artist

Michelle is skin care specialist

Felicia loves kissing

Nikki likes french fries

Monika is from the Czech Republic

Jessi is a big fan of being outdoors

Loren likes to play in the water

Brooke is getting a degree in Business Administration

Kat is a waitress with a thing for dancing

Shyla loves good wine and good parties

Leeah is an actress and hair stylist

Micaela has a passion for dancing

Dylan loves playing golf and watching sports

Tiffany likes funny guys

Rochelle is a pilot, scuba diver and tennis player

Danielle is a bikini designer who loves to play poker

Alexandria says she loves to have fun

Summer loves crystal clear ocean water

Samantha enjoys the beach

Sheena is a poker player

Sydney likes open minded people

Heather loves to hunt

Jaimie likes being naked

Lacey is the most beautiful waitress we’ve ever met

Kelly loves to go bowling

Danielle is a medical biller who loves to hike

Nicole is a student who likes fast cars

Jessica is a Realtor and Fitness Instructor

Talor is a unique gal

Brittany is a gal who likes hanging out with her friends

Michelle is skin care specialist

Valerie likes riding motorcycles

Laura likes palm trees, beaches, and working out

Blair really enjoys her career

DeJannne is an aspiring Dental Assitant

Scarlett loves electronic music and being fit

Nikki works with animals

Jessica loves the 3 S’s, Shopping, Shoes and Sushi

Erin is a receptionist who likes to play volleyball

Markesa is a Hair and Makeup artist who enjoys movies

Natasha is a bank teller who likes to workout

Brittany loves baseball

Amber is a dog lover

Kristina is a mom first and everything else comes after that

Jody loves live music

Danielle is a medical biller who loves to hike

Rochelle is one talented waitress

Thea comes from Bulgaria

Sheena is a poker playing stylist

Gianna comes from a big Italian family

Amanda works as a bartender

Netty is crazy about chocolate and golfing

Nadia is from California

Tatiana is definitely not a carb counter

Jessica is a Realtor and Fitness Instructor

Andrea is working on her marketing degree

Melissa is really into sunsets

Natasha is one busty bartender.

Adeanna loves the outdoors.

Ally is a Colorado gal who loves the outdoors

Nicole is a beautiful bartender

Dylan loves playing golf and watching sports

Ashlyn is involved in dance, surfing and snowboarding

Alexis is really into fitness

Madison is a hair and makeup stylist

Alex is a world famous waitress

Erika wants to own a chain of womens clothing stores

Brittany loves riding on the back of motorcycles

Jill was a NFL cheerleader for 2 years

Brandi is one smart cookie

Brendy is a CFO who loves to workout

Alanna enjoys warm weather

Valerie likes riding motorcycles

Carolee has an eclectic list of likes

Brittany comes from good genes

Melany is an optician

Loren likes to play in the water

Kate is from Huntington Beach, CA

Mary wants to have a family of her own one day

Samantha enjoys the beach, swimming and working out

Megan is an extreme kind of gal

Koa-Marie is a pro wrestler

Jessi is a big fan of being outdoors

Nikki likes french fries

Marie saves animals

Missy is a flight attendant who loves spending time with her family and friends

Kerryann is into painting, partying and people

Leslie loves music

Ashlyn is involved in dance, surfing and snowboarding

Gianna comes from a big Italian family

Jessica loves the 3 S’s, Shopping, Shoes and Sushi

Jennifer volunteers in support of animal rights

Dana likes reading psychology books

Andrea is a digital artist

Scarlett loves electronic music and being fit

Bailey loves helping those in need

Danielle is a bikini designer who loves to play poker

Stephanie likes playing soccer and tennis

Angelina is a people person

Mallory is a laid back girl

Karli works in a pharmacy

Amy is a nursing student

Brittany is a nurse in training

Jillian is quite a sexy and outgoing gal

Jennifer spends her free time shopping

Heather comes from a small town

Alexa likes to paint and draw

Joy is a nurse / actress

Brandi likes spending time with her family

Heather loves to travel

Jenn-Anh loves reading and traveling

Jessica is a Sr. Mortgage Broker

Samantha likes to work out

Aisha loves going to punk rock concerts

Nikki is from Baltimore,MD

Crystal is an artist

Crystal spends her time going to comedy shows

Tiffany is a bartender who likes working out

Cristina loves wakeboarding

Ashley loves Playboy

Koa-Marie is a pro wrestler

Brooke is getting a degree in Business Administration

Nicole loves to shop

Victoria loves to read novels and play in the snow

Jessica is a bartender and go go dancer

Lauren is a massage therapist

Theresa is really into science

Mina is a card shark

Erin loves to have fun in the water

Nicole is the most beautiful bartender

Kait is certainly a fresh face

Arianna loves to dance

Alexis is really into fitness

Tiffany is a football fan

Natalie is one smart cookie

Rebecca is 100% Sicilian

Jessica is a Sr. Mortgage Broker

Melissa is a cocktail waitress

Tawny loves to shop

Lauren owns a restaurant and is a massage therapist

Victoria loves to read novels

Chelse is a black belt in taekwon-do

Heather loves to hunt, fish, & camp

Kristina is a make-up artist and acrobat

September likes to play poker

Natasha is one busty bartender

Joy is a nurse / actress

Brittany loves to dance

Brittany is a nurse in training

Prostitution profits from high Internet visibility, little police response

Jenna Jameson leaving porn industry

‘Lindsay HoHand’ inspires porn movie

The myth, the math, the sex

Fighting a futile war on prostitution

Canada: The problem with prostitution

Candidates stop short on same-sex marriage

Gay porn company fighting back

Locals grin and bear site hijacking by porn barons

Dave Navarro takes to porn

Oral-sex class to boost repertoire

States ease laws that punish teen sex

Sexuality Advice

Vicky Christina Barcelona: Anything Sexier?

The Crudest Pick Lines I Hear…

Eating Pussy, a How To…

Anal Sex… How to get an SP to do it with ya!

Are you a Sex Addict?

Sylvie Vixen’s Getting the Most BANG for your Buck…an SP’s advice

This is a guide to my body: For SPs

Sexually Transmitted Infections… good to know

Hal’s Getting the BEST Bang for Your Buck

Strip Clubs

EGB: Frontiere report Spring 2008

EGB: Jade at the HillTop

Les Deeses: The Most Beautiful Goddess

Best Incalls

Hal the John’s New Directory

2007 Montreal SP Awards! Biggest Cochonne of 2007

2007 Montreal SP Awards! Best Legs of 2007

2007 Montreal SP Awards! Best Ass of 2007

2007 Montreal SP Awards! Best Boobs of 2007

2007 Montreal SP Awards! Best BJ of 2007

2007 Montreal SP Awards! Best Kisser of 2007

Independents

I Went on an SP Spree After Being Away for Three Months

New Website For Erica Skye

Independant: Hi, I’m Erica Skye

Massage

My First Erotic Massage: Spa Isis

Reviews

Kelly of Asservissante…um… I mean Xxxtase

JFF: Jenny of Montreal Sex City

JMB: Jen of Devilish Escorts

Testing Tessa

HGL’s Winter Wonderland Tour ‘07

Aromes: Vanessa of Xxxtase: Glamour and Great Service

HGL: Laura of Devilish Escorts, too nice for me?

Hal’s Cumplete Montreal Escort Breakdown

HGL: “Around The World In 180 Minutes” starring Karyna of Eleganza

HGL’s Long Review of Sofia of Eleganza

EGB: Eleganza’s Larissa

EGB: Jenny of Xxxtase

HGL’s Eleganza Tour

Candid about Candice of Devilish Escorts

EGB: Caroline of xxxtase… one of my 2 “default” girls

EGB: Charlie at Montreal Hot Angels… NOT!!!

EGB: Nancy D at Xxxtase… following Mercedez ouuuf!

EGB: Heather of Devilish Escorts and her sidekick Jessica…

EGB: Back to back in One day: Emily, Billy, Angela, Caroline, Amber, Isabelle…

EGB: Kate of Devilish Escorts… thanks “Banger” for the tip!!!

EGB: Maya at Xxxtase, almost Milf Experience

EGB: Melanie at Xxxtase… my 1 bad experience over the past 5 years

EGB: Eli and Cindy… the almost duo.

EGB: Simply Victoria (my 1 time wonder)

EGB: Lindsay at Xxxtase … too bad she left

EGB: Jessica at Asservissante (cute as a button ebony lady)

EGB: ElegaJohnanza’s Eva, aka Leah…

EGB: Kiki (duh!)

EGB: Frank and Gordon meet Alexia at Devilish Escorts

EGB: Madison at Devilish Escorts: STOP! My Ass is on Fire!

EGB: Santa’s Adventures

EGB: The Legend of Marie-Eve

EGB: Ashley at Asservissante … Sex Starved

EGB: Jen of Devilish Escorts

EGB: Your Best Experience … ever

EGB: Amy of JDM turned Angelina of Devilish Escorts

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